woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize