Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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