nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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