i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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