We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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