wrigley field is MILF paradise
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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