What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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