that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I have feelings that need drinking.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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