nut hugger
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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