I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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