even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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