babies were throwing up all over the place
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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