Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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