We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it hurts more in the daytime
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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