cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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