Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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