sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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