But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
