I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I woke up under a house in Key West
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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