This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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