Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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