I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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