I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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