we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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