why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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