saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Green mimosas i think yes
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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