do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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