Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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