Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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