you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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