But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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