Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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