So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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