I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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