she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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