Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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