I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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