would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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