Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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