More tranny stories later!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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