Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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