At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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