what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
