i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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