we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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