I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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