I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
My pussy is not your playground.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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