Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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