Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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