Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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