i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
false alarm. still invincible.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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