Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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